Data Madge

a middle aged woman employed to do data entry

They've just employed a data madge at our work to get the new HR system up and running

by Adie2 August 16, 2008

Swath of data

A term used by delirious office types referring to a relatively large set of data or information.

During lunch I was counting the number of times I breathed, now I have a large swath of data to work with

by Bank of America2 April 8, 2011

data transfer

Delivering sperm cells into another person's body through ejaculation.

Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.

Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!

by theinstigator March 13, 2014

explosive datarrhea

used to describe when a computer or game console "crashes' to a point that it is no longer usable, or only usable if the operating system is reinstalled; or in cases of game consoles repairs need to be made that are more expensive than the console is worth. The crash usually results in corruption of all files on the device, making any efforts to get them back useless.

Dude!! I think a virus gave my PC explosive datarrhea, it blue screened all over the place.

Or

My PS3 has explosive datarrhea, I can't get updates, and now it won't even turn on.

by grizzlyjack May 22, 2010

Data Donkey

Someone who's job it is to collect & process data. Usually on the low end of the totem pole with the least amount of respect.

"Hand this information over to the data donkeys so they can get the results back to me as soon as possible."

"How am I supposed to get this data processed in 24 hours? I'll get the data donkeys to do it!"

by cctroublemaker September 10, 2011

datalyze

Analyzing copious amounts of data.

(and since you obviously don't have time in your sentence to explain you have to work-up data - because you're a busy graduate student - you have to combine words)

Grad student 1: Hey, what are you up to?

Grad student 2: Oh, I'm just datalyzing. I think I will have to datalyze all day long.

The topic today, class, is datalysis - how to cope with data analysis.

by datajunky July 7, 2011

Datask

Meaning Dat Ass, but a non explicit form used in public

John!!! Your Datask is in my face!!

by JohnDatask August 9, 2012