When your dog farts in the bed, then gets under the covers to get away from his own smell, leaving you to deal with it. The inverse of the Dutch oven.
by Yeggo June 29, 2007
Get the Danish Oven mug.An attractive woman, described as Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs. She believes she hit the jackpot the day she was born because of her light skin complexion. She is Latina. She pursues black men who are attached to black queens. Taunts black women after their man leaves em for her. She is warned time after time of his character, she sees how he treats the women before her but she ignores the yellow flags. Shawty believes she is special and that a black man will change for her. Till one day she cooked and fed him raw meat. He hits it raw, than doesn’t think twice to tell her pack up her closet full of yellow bone skeletons and go to a five star hotel. Shawty was never his girl. Black women get the last laugh in the end.
DaniLeigh: *Had a baby by da baby*
Dababy: “GET up out MY crib, come on GET OFF my TAAAABLE, Shawty!”
Dababy: “GET up out MY crib, come on GET OFF my TAAAABLE, Shawty!”
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Get the Danileigh mug.Dan Howell (aka danisnotonfire) is a British YouTuber and Radio 1 presenter. He often makes videos with his best friend Phil Lester (aka AmazingPhil) The pair are basically shipped by every living organism on planet earth including myself, and also including freaking tesco! Dan makes videos which are basically about how he fails to fit into society due to his social awkwardness and failure to function as a normal human. (Which is bloody hilarious!) He lives with Phil (his best friend/boyfriend/husband) in London. I also think it is appropriate to mention that the pair of them are gorgeous, and I mean, WOW! In case you are unaware of what Dan looks like, he has brown hair (kinda emo, but no. He isn't emo, but he does have a cute fringe!), he has freaking beautiful brown eyes, the most adorable dimples, a smile that could bring world peace, and an overall face that could cure death. He started YouTube in 2009 as he was prompted by Phil, and then met Phil for the first time in really life 3 Friday's after he uploaded his first video! They lived hours away from each other until Dan moved to Manchester, and then they got a flat together! After a while in Manchester, they moved to London in 2013 and have been living there since. He has a cute obsessions including Muse, Kanye West, Llamas, Maltesers and memes. He is also quite dirty minded which can corrupt Phil's adorable innocence! His channel and subscribers have many names including Internet Support Group, Llamarmy and Danosaurs
Becky: Did you see the new danisnotonfire video??
Jessica: OMG YES! Did you see his heart eyes? I swear, he is totally married to Phil!!
Jessica: OMG YES! Did you see his heart eyes? I swear, he is totally married to Phil!!
by phandomcookies May 5, 2015
Get the danisnotonfire mug.Danisnotonfire aka Dan Howell is an attractive, nineteen year old Youtube vlogger from Manchester, England. Dan started making videos in October of 2009 after being a member of Youtube for three years prior. To date, Dan has over fifty thousand subscribers on Youtube. Dan's second channel, Danisnotinteresting, which has more than twenty-five thousand subscribers. Upon subscribing to Dan's channel and/or channels, he invites you to become either a Danosaur or a Dantaray. Dan is decent at posting videos, but sometimes doesn't post for quite some time.
Dan is friends with another popular vlogger, Phil Lester aka AmazingPhil. The two are seen together quite frequently and often make videos together in Phil's flat.
Dan has profiles on a variety of different sites, including Facebook and Twitter. See example for profile links.
Dan is friends with another popular vlogger, Phil Lester aka AmazingPhil. The two are seen together quite frequently and often make videos together in Phil's flat.
Dan has profiles on a variety of different sites, including Facebook and Twitter. See example for profile links.
youtube.com/danisnotonfire (Youtube channel)
youtube.com/danisnotinteresting (Second channel)
facebook.com/danisnotonfire (Facebook)
twitter.com/danisnotonfire (Twitter)
dailybooth.com/danisnotonfire (Dailybooth)
formspring.me/dan (Formspring)
fuckyeahmargaritas.tumblr.com/ (Margarita blog)
danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/ (Blog, doesn't ever use)
youtube.com/danisnotinteresting (Second channel)
facebook.com/danisnotonfire (Facebook)
twitter.com/danisnotonfire (Twitter)
dailybooth.com/danisnotonfire (Dailybooth)
formspring.me/dan (Formspring)
fuckyeahmargaritas.tumblr.com/ (Margarita blog)
danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/ (Blog, doesn't ever use)
by Dantaray January 18, 2011
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Get the John Daniels mug.A guy that will never let you down. As his girlfriend, you know that he'll always be by your side. He likes to eat pizza, kebab, french fries, and everything that's got a lot of calories. But his body's always in shape, because he never skips gym. He enjoys nothing more than netflix and chill, and loves to play football with his friends.
by cinderellasgotagun November 14, 2017
Get the Danilo mug.A company which puts *quality* ads on radio which say "Daniels Fish and Chips MMMMM MMMMM Tasty Tasty".
This phrase is used by locals in the area of the UK called Dorset for sexual references due to the MMMMMMMMMs in the radio ad.
This phrase is used by locals in the area of the UK called Dorset for sexual references due to the MMMMMMMMMs in the radio ad.
Person 1: Did you hear about Edward and Millie?
Person 2: Heard they were doing some daniels fish and chips stuff in the bedroom
Person 2: Heard they were doing some daniels fish and chips stuff in the bedroom
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