The Dong

A reference to the Nintendo franchise Donkey Kong. The Dong is a reference to Donkey Kong himself. It is mainly used because almost all of Donkey Kong's portraits portray him with a massive erection.

Dude, the Dong expanded upon me. Thats why i lost that minigame.

by The N64 Expansion pack May 21, 2017

dong

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"

by Hansome Harry October 25, 2007

Dong

1.The best euphemism for a penis.

2.What I refer to my penis as.

"It's too fuckin' hot out. My dong is sticking to my leg."

by What the shit? January 15, 2009

Dong

A small penis with an exceptionally large, purple mushroom head. Usually circumcised

"Stop squeezing your brother's Dong, Jimmy

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Dong

The penis, mostly used when referring to large penises or to jerking off.

Harry’s so fascinated by his massive dong that he’s just gotta jerk off a lot.

by Xaime May 20, 2019

Dong

The sound that comes after "ding"

ding dong

by grr... May 12, 2003

dong

A slang term used by the daily fantasy writing community to describe a home run in the game of baseball

Mike Trout hit a 420 foot dong tonight

by RSandersRX May 27, 2015