A sugar daddy whose primary source of income is derived from stocks (shares of a company). The portion of the profits from company are issued to the dividaddy are known as the dividends. Dividend income are then transferred from the sugar baby to the sugar daughter, thus naming the middleman: dividaddy.
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Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.
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Get the divide by zero mug.When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.
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