Definitions by Carpenalldemdiems

dividaddy 

A sugar daddy whose primary source of income is derived from stocks (shares of a company). The portion of the profits from company are issued to the dividaddy are known as the dividends. Dividend income are then transferred from the sugar baby to the sugar daughter, thus naming the middleman: dividaddy.

My dividaddy’s primary source of income is from dividend paying companies

dividaddy by Carpenalldemdiems November 13, 2020

Carpen all dem diems 

(From Rick and Morty)

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpen all dem diems

Carpen all dem diems by Carpenalldemdiems June 2, 2018