Dude I tried to remember that chicks telephone number but somehow I must have dyslexified them. All I get now is a pizza joint.
by oilcan905 August 26, 2009
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by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007
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Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.
In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.
by Karaudio October 8, 2007
Get the dyslexic speedreaders mug.A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
by La Jen June 12, 2011
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by Neil Owen May 3, 2006
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It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
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It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
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by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019
Get the Popo dislexia mug.v. The act or process of exercising backwards. The process tends to increase an individual's energy supply rather than depleting it. Dyslexercising is, in essence, a highly scientific term for what today's youth often refers to as "chilling." It occurs when the body is at the exact opposite level of energy consumption as a person exercising. i.e A meditative or dormant state
Frandrew was not into the whole "gym" craze, but rather he took full advantage of the opportunity to dyslexercise. This action normally consists of zoning into numerous episodes of Spongebob accompanied by various types of alcoholic beverages, small edible snacks, and on the rare occasion a roasted rack of lamb. Following his intense session of dyslexercising, Frandrew always feels amagingly relaxed yet fully energized and ready to take on any challenge that presents itself.
by G1bsta October 23, 2009
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