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Dignity

I only lack it because no one ever gave me any.
Hym "I mean.... They were using me as a prop when they sat their and excluded me from the conversations that they were having about me while I was sitting there listening to them... So... That's why you don't do that... And now I'M doing that... Except harder. I tried explaining it to you but you didn't want to listen so.... There. How's that for dignity?"
by Hym Iam July 18, 2023
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Dignity

Who said they lost their dignity in the first place? Your completely self-interested and self-indulgent 'defense' of these rape victims presupposes that they need to regain some dignity that they've lost.
Hym "Wow! Polpok thinks that if you get raped you've lost your dignity and you can't get it back until your rapist is in prison. That's... Interesting to say the least. I don't think that. But HE thinks that."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2025
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dignity

The grim pride one feels from having lived their life without actually enjoying it.
"At least the poor bastard died with his dignity ... as if that matters."
by Kaveta September 11, 2025
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Dignity Wraith

What is left of a highly esteemed person after a catastrophic blow to their reputation.
We can also see the staggering fact that after no more than two weeks on the job, Rosenstein’s public reputation, which was formidable, has been destroyed. He now joins a legion of Trump Dignity Wraiths, men and women (though mainly men) of once vaunted reputations or at least public prestige who have been reduced to mere husks of their former selves after crossing the Trump Dignity Loss Event Horizon.
by Montbeliard May 30, 2018
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dignity day

A self-designated holiday taken to restore the self respect that was kicked to the curb by an inhuman act so generously offered by an egotistical boss who treats everyone like shit.
Yeah, I had to take a dignity day yesterday because my boss was such an asshole! He humiliated me in front of everyone during my own presentation.
by downtown hoodie July 29, 2009
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Dignity Cloth

A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.

Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.

While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.

Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
by French Peasant October 5, 2010
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Dignity Ditch

The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.
" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"
by Joshua Gibson November 29, 2007
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