go dealing

Go dealing is an urban euphemism for the word fondling.

"Dude, did you see that picture of him?"

"Yeah, he was really go dealing his crotch."

by flyingmintbunny May 12, 2014

dialing while intoxicated

similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.

I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.

by Stan the Man December 12, 2004

crunk dialing

The more hip term for the drunk dial. It is the act of becoming crunked, then proceding to "dial" people in your inebriated state. Leads to hysterically funny phone conversations, possible emotional outbursts, and general annoyance for the person receiving the crunk dial.

"Ahh man, I'm so crunked right now!! Time for some crunk dialing. I'm calling that bitch Katy and seeing if I can get me some poontang!"

by Ross Sargent December 4, 2005

Spic Dialing

When a person of Hispanic descent in the US dials the wrong number and doesn't know enough English (or have enough decency) to apologize and just hangs up instead.

Man, that's a Florida area code, I think some Rican just hit you with some Spic Dialing.

by Kliegl October 25, 2010

Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010

Yay Dealing

Yay Dealing literally means "Cocaine dealing". The word comes from famous former Dominican cocaine dealer,Santiago Luis Polanco-Rodríguez, who is known as "Yayo" in American suburbs.

You know, yay dealing is a serious problem in Turkish city that is Isparta for real. I've been in Şarkikaraağaç and all you can see is just bunch of yay-dealers for sure.

by Rodemape32 January 7, 2021