A.T.D.F.

The Anti Thottie Defense Force (ATDF) is the only known militarized force combatting the root beer stealing thotties. The ATDF is known for being the most advanced and powerful military to have worked around the globe.

Thotties: The A.T.D.F. is here, get all the root beer you can and run!

by LtCol. Root Beer May 16, 2018

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011

f.t.d.s.

Acronym - Fuck The Dumb Shit

Let's stop doing this the hard way.

Fisherman 1: They're just not bitin' today.
Fisherman 2: F.T.D.S., get the grenade.

by Shrubber September 8, 2008

D.T.F.F.

Down to fuck females.

Skanks I'm D.T.F.F. in dis biotch.

by skankyskankyho May 25, 2010

i.w.t.f.d

Acronym for I want to fucking die.

Wow I.w.t.f.d

by Haha haha January 12, 2020

S.T.D.T.F.

A girl that looks like she's down to have sex, but is also probably so easy that she might not be carrying something. Proceed with caution.

See related topic: Jersey Shore

Dude, A: Nobody says that. And B: watch out, she's S.T.D.T.F.

by AllenHalas December 2, 2010

t.d.t.f

T.D.T.F. stands for Too Drunk To Function. When you are so intoxicated it is almost impossible to even walk or talk. Usually used when someone doesn't want to say "too drunk to function"

"Look at her falling over, she is so T.D.T.F!"

"Tonight we are getting T.D.T.F!"

by Akadot March 9, 2009