Carlinism

Refers to George Carlin, a comedian from 1960s-2000s. Carlin was prolific in his (usually profane) observations and ridicule of societal norms.

A typical Carlinism: "My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend."

by macdude72 March 10, 2009

Carlin

A sweetheart of a girl who can light up anyone's day with her jokes. Carlin may not be the most popular girl but is definitely the coolest. She's easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly smart and wise beyond her years. She's a little shy but insanely outgoing around her friends. She can make anyone laugh, knows how to treat a man right and loves cuddling. She genuinely cares about everyone and she loves everyone. If you get to really know her you'll realize she's deep, insecure and one of the most amazing friends you will ever make in your entire life. She'd make the most amazing girlfriend in the history of man-kind. She's also incredibly brave and isn't afraid to fight for what she believes in or wants. If you ever have the privilege to have her in your life don't take it for granted and never let go of her as a friend or anything else. She knows what to say, when to say it, and how to say it. She's a good listener and gives the best advice. She never judges or makes you feel like you're nothing. She has the most beautiful blue/green eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person to love ever. She's pretty much every guy's dream girl and more. Incredibly rare down to earth troubled toddler and is just plain awesome. Words can't describe this woman.

Guy1: I need a girl who can always be there for me and really cares...

Guy2: Maaann get cho' self a Carlin!!

by Sunnyboy97 April 16, 2020

george carlin

The funnyest damn person alive today.

"Cheese tits"

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

George Carlin

The only comedian EVER who could speak and lecture the truth that the public like listening to. It was because of his cleverness and wit that people like to listen to common problems and social issues. One of the greatest thinkers and comedians of the 20th and 21st century.

"We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that we do not need to promote his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car." -George Carlin

by Teal Tower February 19, 2011

Carlin

A name for a boy, and a girl. Its gaelic for “little champion”

“Hi, Carlin.”

by lame amy May 6, 2018

george carlin

A comedian who beats the shiat out of Dane Cook. He has 14 HBO specials, something most other comedians can't even match and based off his new special, he IS an old fuck. Most of his notings are true and because of him, many people have become comedians themselves. IE Lewis Black.

George Carlin's Sports Cheer: "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, FUCK!"

by blasfamy March 2, 2008

George Carlin

1937-2008
Pioneer of comedy, dirty wordsman, quite possible the funniest man ever.

Founded the 7 dirty words: Shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker tits

Brian: You know who's dead and funny? Mitch Hedburg

Will: You know who's funnier and more dead? George Carlin

by Justin Tense November 19, 2009