Cuzziscope

An instrument used to identify or observe Jacuzzis and Cuzzin. It can be a telescope pointed at a jacuzzi, a map of the region, a satellite focused on a region's jacuzzis, a magnifying glass pointed at a Jacuzzi, or a pair of binoculars used to view Cuzzis and identify barriers to Cuzzin. A cuzziscope is a scientifically calibrated instrument to measure the distance to a Jacuzzi, and identify the potential barriers and obstacles between you and a Cuzzi. To have a successful Cuzzi Hoppin experience, it is important to have a Cuzziscope.

Guy 1: Yo check out my telescope!

Guy 2: Dude why is it not pointed at a Cuzzi

*Moves the telescope and points it at the Cuzzi

Guy 2: This is now a cuzziscope!!

Guy 1: Dude!!

Guy 2: Yo we need this, we gotta scope out the Cuzzi. Cuzziscopin.

Guy 3: Yo I heard they're planning to launch a Hubble Cuzziscope

by Daytony500fan March 30, 2017

Ur cuzin hermaphrodite

Literally the worsest thing you can say known to man

Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian”
Someone:“Ur granny tranny”
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite”
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*

by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018

ball cuzzie

When you mix milk and cream in a big bowl and microwave it so its warm to the touch and you have 4 of your girlfriends blow through straws makeing bubbles on your balls!!

while my girlfriend was sucking me off her 3 friends were giving me a ball cuzzie

by frostbite 32 October 20, 2005

Cuzzie Bro

A person who is your best mate/friend.
This word is mostly used by New Zealand Maori.

Guy: Who's he?
Maori: He's my cuzzie bro
Guy: Che!

by Sabre Z September 20, 2004

Cuzzins

A group of kids all related. Usually funny but have dirty minds. But if you have these Cuzzins be great full cuz the best memories you'll have are with them.

Friend 1: wanna hang out today?

Friend 2: can't hanging with my Cuzzins.
Friend 1: Again?

Cuzzin 1: GET IN LOSER WHERE GETTING FOOD!!
Friend 2: gotta go. Bye
Everyone but friend 1: EHHH CUZZIN!

by Alice2020 January 30, 2019

Ball Cuzzi

It when a male puts his testicles into a warm bowl of water while his female partner takes a straw and begins to blow bubbles under is testicles while giving him a hand job.

I was getting the best ball cuzzi ever last night!

by ADEGOUGH October 4, 2008

Dragon Ball-Cuzzi

The Pornographic film spin-off of the late 90's television cartoon series "Dragonball-Z."

"Dude, have you seen Dragon Ball-Cuzzi? My dick was like Goku's hair: Straight-up and hard."

by Peppers P July 19, 2009