cursed poop

Cursed poop is scary. When you eat of it you will be possessed by the poop demons, Instead of the poop angels that live in poop creek. And if you smoke it You will be shat upon by lord shit.

Wow I had the worst dream last night I was forced to eat cursed poop. I got sucked in a portal were my dick was sucked till I died.

by Mannnnly October 4, 2019

Cursed

Something almost impractical or outright strange but not quite, the metaphysical variant of jank

Bob: Your shelf mounted computer monitor is super cursed
Joe: Yea but it works for me

by Alchemy Jug January 19, 2021

Cursed Vape Boy

Any male high school student who has ever posted or been tagged in a picture of himself vaping or drinking.

"Did you see Danny's last post on instagram?"

"Yeah, I never realized he's a Cursed Vape Boy.

by nervous_child February 15, 2019

horn cursed

The act of sounding a car horn when another vehicle or pedestrian impedes the normal flow of traffic by doing something stupid: walking out into traffic; cutting off a path of travel; overtaking, pulling in front and then slowing down; etc.

Barbie slunk down in her seat after her being horn cursed by the driver she'd just cut off at the yellow light.

by ric-usa September 30, 2009

cursed

When some one or something bears a malbeing/bad luck.

We are cursed oh god. 666 etc.

by Mike/mpd/halfamitten October 23, 2005

Cusser

A person prone to using obsceneties, prophanities, and socially unacceptable language. Usually used out of habbit and without control or conviction.

Person 1: That person was dropp'n F-bombs and the like. What do you call a person like that?

Person 2: You would call them a "Cusser".

Person 1: I guess that makes you a "Name Caller."

by James Gordon July 30, 2004

Cursed Knowledge

Facts, skills, and knowledge that make life worse after learning them. The content in question can range from mildly troubling to absolutely revolting.

Dave: Did you know that Google Home responds to "Hey, uwu" and "Okay, uwu"

Ben: *tries it*

*Google Home responds*

Ben: ... That is cursed knowledge, and

by akuwardmoments February 25, 2020