Curple

A man with an awkward and somewhat creepy disposition. Known for their unusual flirtation tactics with women, strange hand gestures and lack of ability to give a truthful answer to even the most straight-forward question. Curples are great eaters and are almost unstoppable around large quantities of food. They will often be very vocal about their exercise commitments to justify their excessive diets.

"Quick, grab some morning tea before Curple eats it all!"

by Lefthungry August 19, 2013

curpalicious

an adjective used to describe a girl who burps cum frequently.

Shut the fuck up you curpalicious douche diver!!!

by Tubbby October 15, 2010

curpsnart

The act of coughing, burping, sneezing, and farting, all at the same time.

A snart is nothing. I experienced the dreaded curpsnart.

by TheRealDrMetal September 6, 2011

curptd

The state of being extremely mangled

Hey guys, im at the races and im so curptd

by Mr Dede November 24, 2019

curpuckled

Not get fooled

Undos will not be curpuckled that bella is human.

by Ghadho September 18, 2020

curph

When a group of ideas curve together to form a balanced environment, usually to release religious guilt.

Paul experienced Curph while rearranging his mother’s ashes.

by Doug Showuel December 27, 2020

curping

Typically heard from the boomer or grandparent crowd. It's the sound they make when they burp and cough at the same time.

Thought I would have to call an ambulance to the restaurant as my Dad could not stop curping.

Jeezus, I had COVID and then tried to eat pizza, curped up a storm.

by P Negnar October 20, 2021