Cumbleweed

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.

"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."

by 1101101101 April 16, 2014

curflex

When literally everyone likes you except the one person you like.

Girl 1: can we date?
Girl 2: how about me instead?
Girl I like: eww
That is a curflex

by ReallyKeen07 November 11, 2019

cumbled

To be humbled by the volume or amount of cum ejaculated by your partner.

“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”

by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022

Cum Cumbler

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.

"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."

by MichelleISaB0SS June 5, 2020

curdle cooch

Nasty, smelly infected vagina. Namely yeast infected.

You should steer clear of Alethea's curdle cooch, there's some nasty shit brewing in there.

by KrispiG August 1, 2007

archbishop curley

An exclusive Catholic high school for men in Baltimore MD.

Curley does not have a football game on Thanksgiving, allowing the Curley men to go to M&T Bank stadium and have their way with the girlfriends of the footballers from CHC and Loyola.

Archbishop Curley guy: Hey, you sure kiss great, what number is your boyfriend.

NDP babe: He's number 72, the real big guy with the tiny weiner.

by Pat M'Groin December 7, 2006

Curley ben

a boy with a 'girlish' hair.

man look at that ugly girl shes a right curley ben!

by David Woodward December 11, 2007