Elo consuelo

A statement or declaration of victory or awesomeness. Used amongst friends to recognize comradery and the awesomeness of the present situation.

Arun : Alas, these doughnuts are fantastic. ELO CONSUELO!!!!!!!
Mon : ELO CONSUELO!!!!!!!!!
HarPer : ELO CONSUELO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuk : ELO CONSUELOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The tiny man August 2, 2016

consuelo

the biggest simp ever like it’s really bad how big of a simp she has turned into for this dude kinda worried for her

consuelo started a trial so she can watch basketball even tho she knows nothing about basketball and probably doesn’t like it just so she can learn about it because it’s his favorite sport. her breed: simp

by consueloisaprettybigsimp August 3, 2020

cuntsloth

1)a vagina which rides a dick at sloth-like speeds

2)an idiot and slow retard that enjoys being idiotic, slow and retarded.

she was riding my dick using the cuntsloth technique

stop being such an idiotic retard you cuntsloth

by slothcunts July 1, 2008

Cuntulonimbus

A rain cloud that hangs around waiting for you to leave buildings, then follows you between each one. Like a cunt.

"I was chased around town by a right Cuntulonimbus today, now I'm dripping like an un-tamponed vagina on rag week."

by GarethRDR April 12, 2016

cunsuelo

A spanish woman with short legs.

"Check out that mamacita over there, Hey! Cunsuelo!"

by Suisenbenjo November 22, 2006

cuntsultant

Some one who gives irrelevant or unhelpful advice often based in their own prejudices and assumptions.

(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)

girl: Which dress makes me look sexier the green or red?
cuntsultant: Neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.

I asked that cuntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.

by KP1337 October 6, 2012

Cuntslop

A member of the UK Independence Party - the more senior, the greater the slop. A probably derogatory term meaning "homophobic xenophobic fascist with a comically ludicrous grasp on philosophy, politics or history, but frighteningly widely endorsed by an ill-educated zombie electorate unconsciously labouring under the yoke of sensationalist irrational right wing media". From the Latin, Cuntus Nigellum (approximately: a bad person) and Slop (stinking discharge).

That Nigel Farage is the ultimate cuntslop, don't you think?

by Another Poet May 22, 2014