When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.
"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"
"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."
"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."
"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"
by marc nofler January 2, 2007
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Someone who is a master of cubes. Whether the cubes in question are Rubik's Cubes, Game Cubes, Game Cube Games, or cubicles, someone somewhere is the master of one.
"conor is the cubemaster. he can solve a Rubik's cube in 36 seconds. What a stud."
"Young grasshopper, you suck at smashbros but if you study under me you eventually will become the cubemaster."
"Young grasshopper, you suck at smashbros but if you study under me you eventually will become the cubemaster."
by The Cubemaster February 16, 2009
Get the cubemaster mug.When you have a party and a group of girls start drinking Tequila and this then creates a CUNTTASTRIFY.
by Cunttastrify February 17, 2020
Get the CuNttastrify mug.1. A person appointed to be the shameless promoter of all things party-related; in charge of starting the dance party, maintaining the party atmosphere, being the first to remove an article of clothing and the first to announce that the party is, in fact, going down.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
2. A member of a team who resides on the bench for most of the season, can be seen constantly waving a towel, leading "Defense!" cheers from the pine, and only breaking a sweat due to the intensity of their encouragement of the superstars. Usually a white guy; never sits down and never stops yelling; has no fear of harassing the referees or smack-talking the other players because he knows that he'll never go in the game.
Every party is just party until you get a designated crunkmaster; then it becomes a rager.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
"John is the DJ, the keg-tapper, the bouncer and the cheerleader at this party!"
"That's because he's the designated crunkmaster!"
Look at #23 on the bench, wavin' his towel like he's the designated crunkmaster. White boy's never goin' in the game.
This party is dying...we need a designated crunkmaster.
by too school for cool January 24, 2012
Get the Designated Crunkmaster mug.N. My wife gave birth to a Cuntbuster last night.
Adj. My new born son weighed in at a Cuntbusting 12lbs.
Adj. My new born son weighed in at a Cuntbusting 12lbs.
by Alex the Giant June 21, 2006
Get the Cuntbuster mug.1: Someone who kicks girls in the crotch.
2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
2: A man with a large enough piece to destroy the women's Netherlands.
3: A shotgunblast to the Vajayjay. As portrayed on Efukt.
Johnny Crack: Man, the cuntblaster is in the house, johnny Crack here locked and loaded.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
Thugga Trigga: Bro you can't even see your dick when you look down.
by casdebom February 18, 2011
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