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cuntcocktress

cuntcocktress, A wanna be woman with a cocksman attitude
That cuntcocktress needs a bath
by spazfly April 28, 2017
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Cuntrock

The musical genre of rock and roll blended with country. The Eagles are often cited as the grandfathers of the genre, but drunk and angry men had been playing it years before.
"Man, did you see Poontwang play last night? They have an awesome cuntrock sound"
by Jackson Kixx September 9, 2006
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Cuntrocket

You first need to retrieve a dildo with balls attached on the bottom. Second, you need to retrieve a girl and have her do a handstand naked. After that, slowly stuff the dildo (balls end first) into her vagina. Not too far in though or else you will ruin the trick. After you get the dildo in, grab both legs and move them back and forth while she is still handstanding to gain pressure inside the pussy or cunt in this instance. After enough pressure is gained, punch her in the gut as hard as you can and the dildo will come flying through the air appearing as ..well what do you know! A ROCKET! followed by a stream of vaginal bile.
Me and Kelli got bored so i made her handstand and we showed everyone the old cuntrocket trick.
by cun7slayer666 December 9, 2008
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cuntlicker

person who licks meaningless pussy, or just a complete asshole about things, OR is a bitch.
His cousin was being a complete cuntlicker about things!
by zack December 2, 2004
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cuntblocker

n. a person who blocks a football shot from a woman's vagina downfield from the line of scrimmage
The red team would have won the powderpuff football game if it weren't for the cuntblocker who jumped up and smacked the ball and took it back for a touchdown.
by C-Pain & Friends June 13, 2010
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cuntlicker

by dipshit September 5, 2003
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cuntocks

the flap of skin between the cunt(pussy)and buttocks
Kick him in the cuntocks implies that the person is already devoide of bollocks thus should not feel the inpending blow
by A.P. May 2, 2006
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