cumtank

a person, of either male or female persuasion and of either sexual orientations who is said to be, or proven to be, permiscuous in nature.

1 "she is such a cumtank";

2 "he is a cumtank";

3 "whatever cumtank"

by flangeru slutten September 8, 2009

Cumtard

When one orgasms so hard that they make retarded faces and are unable to function properly afterwards

I pounded her so hard that se became a cumtard

by 50gray March 26, 2015

Cumtured

soaked in cum

She found herself quite cumtured when she woke up the morning after a wild one-night stand.

by Cumlover420 January 18, 2019

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

/nigə - ɛkselsyeor -kʌmˈta rd-ˈmɛgə-ˈfagət/

𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨

1. A way to describe someone's unfashionable, inappropriate doings in a cool manner.

Neon: "Yoo, Mort let's see how far my dick can stick up your ass."
Mort: "brah naawwwh heeeel no that's so Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot of you nigga, ong."

2. (of a person) homosexual (used especially of a colored man)
Nigward Von Floyd: "Haha, look a Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot!!1!"
Adin: "NOOOO STOP!!11!"

Nigga-Excelsior-Cumtard-Mega-Faggot

by COPSRULE7382 January 14, 2022

Cumtastic

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.

This new movie is just cumtastic!

by Camradal November 30, 2003

Cumtruffle

When you jack off to food porn and your cum seems gourmet.

Richard: Where were you yesterday?
Kevin: Bro I had a cumtruffle.

by Vag Muncher 5000 January 27, 2019

Cumton

Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.

You're really acting like a cumton right now.

by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021