cumpog

A term that in the plural explicitly compares the exchange of bodily fluids during sexual intercourse to the trading of pogs.

In the singular it may refer to a plop, squirt, puddle, drizzle or dollop of ejaculatory fluid.

"Hey baby, wanna trade cumpogs?"

"Patrick! C'mere quick! Someone left a cumpog in the toilet!"

by Patrick Watson December 13, 2008

cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly load into a jewfro.

Last night i was so wasted i cumpt into Jacob's jewfro.

by Captain Fireballs July 20, 2010

Cumposer

A person who fakes orgasms.

Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.

by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009

Cumpatriot

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.

Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"

by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009

Cumpost

An old and decaying sock sandwich.

"Eeeeeew, I just found some CUMPOST under Dave's bed!"

by talc-girl September 3, 2009

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

cumpster

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."

Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.

by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011