compooper

a compooper is a computer that is really shitty, or a cute way of saying computer.However, your computer is not a compooper if its a Mac.

"Dude, your computer isn't a Mac?"
"Na dawg, its a Dell."
"Oh shit man, you got a compooper."

"What ya doin cutie"
"Im on my compooper tehe"

by B-Zang June 15, 2007

compooper

Computer in Pauline's super awesome language.

I'm on thee COMPOOPER all day long.

by Paauulliinnnneee August 28, 2005

compoopter

A degrading term used to insult crashy computers. See computer.

GAH! Stupid freezing compoopter!

by Crys February 17, 2003

CumBOOBerated

When something is 'DisCumBOOBerated' it is all messed up, therefore, when something is 'CumBOOBerated' it is 'Super Fine!', even if it IS all 'messied up'.

My Babe wasn't on Birth-Control, and I didn't have a condom, so I CumBOOBerated her.

by Jack Hoffa October 20, 2006

Compooper friendly

A bathroom stall or restroom that is conductive to one taking a prolonged shit whilst youtubing on one's laptop. Wi-fi reception and proximity to power outlets are of high importance as well as increased privacy.

The second floor men's room is amazingly compooper friendly. I watched a whole season of Family Guy on Hulu while backing out 24 hot wings and three draft beers from lunch.

by KenTitus November 16, 2011

cumbooger

When you nut so hard in a girls mouth it goes up into her nose. She must then sneeze it out.

Aiden- “Bro I gave my girl cumboogers last night”

by Leolulu November 30, 2020

Mack Cumpooter

You are at a local hot spot and see a fine bitch. You go up to her and mack on her. She is enlightened with you and gives you her screen name<-fuck that, you leave and add her to your buddy list then video chat with her and she gives you a striptease and is completely naked you cumshot over the video and fart very loudly and tell her to eat a cunt and give a number not a screen name.

This BiTCH gave me her screen name so i Mack Cumpootered her and it stunk up the WHOLE room.

by m mcdaddy April 20, 2007