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Cumpost

An old and decaying sock sandwich.
"Eeeeeew, I just found some CUMPOST under Dave's bed!"
by talc-girl September 3, 2009
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Compooping

The process of breaking down and rearranging old food (via computer system) to make new, useable, nutritional, food.
A solution for food waste/loss is compooping.
by FPS_burner.adri934 February 11, 2019
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cumcoon

1. (NOUN) What is formed when one is horny but too tired to get out of bed. Due to the lack of available tissue, the skeeterpillar lets its seed fall where it will and proceeds to cocoon itself in ejaculate and blankets for the night.

2. (VERB) To make a cumcoon of oneself.
1. The skeeterpillar emerged from its cumcoon in the morning as a beautiful nutterfly.

2. Screw you guys, I'm going home to cumcoon myself.
by erik5556 November 9, 2020
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Cumboobielator

The Cumboobielator (CUM-BOOB-EE-LAY-TOR) machine was a vital process for making products made for the National Pornelius foundation such as Limpus A, Controm , Kyliukler and Impulosh. The Cumboobielator machine was a breakthrough in science so that Globsturl was possible to be made in a lab.

The machine name was named Cumboobielator because one of Pornelius's Friends thought of a stupid name because they never took the business seriously and never thought it would become a really big breakthrough in science.

In 1969 the machine blew up due to a major accident from Pornelius Combobulus putting Strankter into main input 1FA. So instead of the machine processing it into Limpus A it was infusing with the machine coolant and thus blowing the machine up.

The machine is having a rebuild project started in 2006 in Yelm Washington USA and still being built to this day in a private industrial manufacturing company. The project is being planned to be finished in May 2024
Person 1: Did you know that the Cumboobielator machine exploded in 1969.
Person 2: That's sad and all but what the hell is the Cumboobielator machine
by FlimLick March 3, 2022
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Cumpooter

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere
1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.
by PolPots September 16, 2011
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Cumplosion

When a male ejaculates and it knocks the people surrounding him off their feet. Has been known to break limbs etc. of spectators.
AAAGH! You broke my leg when you had a cumplosion!
by Peter lololololol December 10, 2009
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Compoopter

1.A computer that is either made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing
Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much games and music
by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006
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