Cump

Coffee Dump

Can you hurry with the check, please? I drank too much of your coffee and now I need to cump out last nights Banh Mi.

by Matthew A.T. August 22, 2021

Cump

Take a shit and cum at the same time

Fuck babe I’m gonna cump

by AmySchumerjustsaidvaginahahaha September 17, 2020

cump

Crusty, leftover, dried up semen.

After a long night of in-and-out, I woke up with cump on my sheets.

by Weeb May 20, 2008

cump

The act of cumming while humping.

Stef cumped all over his jaun-piece last night! He still smells like fish too.

by Definitely Not Eric April 1, 2008

Cump

When a man cums after dry-humping with clothing on.

Yo did you fuck that chick last night?
- Nah, we just grinded and she was so good that I cumped.

by Erfy J September 27, 2010

Cump

Cum dump

Bro 1: Bro i just fucked my gf's cump so hard bro!

Bro 2: Bro!

Bro 1: I know bro!

by Jackavocado January 23, 2020

Cump

When you give into the urge to simultaneously cum & take a dump.

“Matt said he cumped in his bed last night.”
“Damn, that’s gross.”

by Kippsy April 11, 2021