Verb. When you purposely pass the closest toilet by your work area only to do your "big business" in another department's toilet to avoid your coworkers.
Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
I had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a shit. It was nasty!
Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
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A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
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