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poo commute

Verb. When you purposely pass the closest toilet by your work area only to do your "big business" in another department's toilet to avoid your coworkers.

Noun. The travel time needed to shit in a safer zone.
I had too poo commute to the other side of the building to take a shit. It was nasty!

Noun: Thank god the floor above us was free. I had to ride the poo commute because Cindy sits right by our bathroom. ...and I sure like that Cindy.
by danwade September 15, 2009
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Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"
The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.
by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007
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commuter hour

The distance that an average commuter travels in an hour.
The commute hour varies greatly from very short (Los Angeles) to very long (Kansas).
by mike27112 June 13, 2004
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Cumputer

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.
My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.
by John The Savage February 19, 2015
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cumputer

a pc used to achieve sexual satifaction (orgasm)
Jamie favorites are porn sites on his cumputer.
by tedx November 9, 2006
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Commuter Lounge

A gathering hole of fucked up individuals who bath in each other's wild and wacky antics. Normally becomes a world war, when the room fills up.

A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.

Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.

Commuters Unite.
"Hell the people in the commuter lounge are fucked up."

"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
by President Clam November 8, 2011
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commutemate

1. someone that you hook up with on the way to work or school
Tommy hated work, but loved having Mary as his commutemate
by seattleite1 January 12, 2012
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