Swaggy Cucumber

A Woman thats about it.

" That Swaggy Cucumber sure is something special

by Ok53672 May 18, 2021

Cuckie

My friend enjoys watching people fuck his wife, but he doesn't want to be called a cuck, therefore he refears to him self as a cuckie, the difference is that he doesn't jerk off to people fucking his wife like cucks

Mauro is a cuckie. He watches his wife get fucked but doesn't jerk off.

by thisisanameichosetouse May 22, 2018

Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, along with his brethren, Pickle Rick, and Houdini the Zucchini. These three make up the holy trinity.

John 3:16 - So Larry the Cucumber so loved the world, he gave his one and only brother-in-law, Pickle Rick, to die on the holy cross, and save us from our sins.

by SpeedBump007 April 13, 2020

cucumber hat dog

1. Your soulmate.

2. The perfect bond and connection of two dogs balancing a cucumber on their heads. True inner peace.

Freddy: Yo I think that Freya chick is my cucumber hat dog.
Maya: What the fuck is a cucumber hat dog go the fuck to sleep.

by Dyke on a bike 420 February 11, 2021

E-Cucking

Having online sex with someone while in a relationship, knowing your partner knows of your/their escapades.

I love E-cucking my boyfriend.

He knows about all the men I get with online.

by HarlieHero November 5, 2017

Salt on Cucumber

Very delicious food, some people hate it of course.
For example: Louis Tomlinson just tweeted the other day that Cucumbers are shit.

someone: Do you eat salt on cucumbers
Louis: Is this deliberately provocative? Cucumbers are shit.
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Bestie: But does Salty Cucumber know that Watermelon Sugar is in love with him?

by YEET (SKRRT) December 18, 2020

Cuccinelling

The act of defecating onto your partners penis during sodomy.

Dude 1: "I heard the Virginia Gov. Candidate was defending the anti-sodomy statue in his state."

Dude 2: "He is probably just worried about his boyfriend Cuccinelling on him."

by geoffreyspike April 3, 2013