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cockroach

A scary-ass bug.
You squash one and two more come crawling out of the wall.
by Luka April 21, 2004
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cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.
Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020
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Cockroach Wife Syndrome

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.
"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"
by User133742069 October 15, 2023
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carkle cockroach

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.
That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.
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cacaroach

you got me dead 🤪 dead as a cocaroach alsoo follow @notdeadasacacaroach on tiktok 😁👍
I’m alive but I’m dead .. dead as a cacaroach
by ms girl 🥶🥶😁 November 13, 2020
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Cockroach

Why is it called a cockroach? Because its a dick and it flies in your face.
Ahhh its in my face!!!!!
What ?
The cockroach!!!
by NotCharne September 28, 2019
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Cockroach Factor

(n.) A term that describes the survivability of a person in any sort of accident.
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).
A drunk driver can ram his car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and completely smash his car to smithereens with only minor injuries, cuz' of his high cockroach factor.

At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.
by lesee June 9, 2009
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