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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010
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Cuban Underduck

When you bend your dick down and back, and a girl blows you from behind with her nose on your butt hole.
"I got a dandy Cuban Underduck from the broad I met at the bar last night."
by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016
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Cubanlink

a style of jewelry be it neck chain or braclet
yo let me peep that cubanlink chain of yours
yo run your cubanlink chain
by pete November 27, 2004
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Cuzone

A cuzone is a boat displayed in public (generally seaside towns) for decorative purposes, and filled with flowers. Other flower-filled objects such as wheelbarrows and the like are variations on cuzones, and can be described as a wheelbarrow-cuzone: the implication being that the default meaning of cuzone is its general boat form.

Cuzone is pronounced 'kooh-zon': on as in on, not own as in own. Misspellings promulgated by amateurs include cuzon, cuson and kuzon. There is definitely only one correct spelling of cuzone. The word originated in the South West of the UK in the 1990s, where cuzones are prevalent and there was no adequate synonym available.
Unfortunately I was unable to publish a link to a photo of a cuzone, but I found some by entering 'Boat filled with flowers' into a search engine. If you're interested in cuzones, then visit Devon, Dorset, Cornwall, Burnham-on-Sea or the Isle of Wight, where they are popular. Why not make one yourself? All you need is a boat and some flowers.
by egwuh February 19, 2012
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Cuban Pete

He's a really modest guy, although he's the hottest guy, in Havana.
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
by This is a bad name September 14, 2017
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The Cuban Outsider

wow that was a deep shot by the Cuban Outsider
by Kody Wade November 19, 2009
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Pulling a Cuban

The act of one needing to go to the hospital via ambulance due to the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol.
Person 1: Dude what happened last night?!

Person 2: You were Pulling a Cuban and we had to take you to the hospital
by lohj July 8, 2012
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