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crysten

introverted genuis. appreciative of aesthetics, arts, and home made chocolate cookies. A dreamer and reader. Cry baby and can be pessimistic. At strange time optimistic. Never certain. Blissful at the best of times.

Created in December of 1992.
"It has said that a Crysten lives near by"

The Crysten glides down the stairs with all her grace.

"I really do hope I can meet a Crysten someday"

"That Crysten is very cool"

It is said that the average Crysten can be found in a cage of pandas.
by Peadapocket February 3, 2010
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Crysis

The best FPS so far but can only be handled on a Superman computer. You get free roam and environment destruction which is always fun.
Man, I got this old computer and can't handle Crysis.
Haha, noob, I got a computer which cost me 5k just to play Crysis.
by Alex Reboks February 26, 2008
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crysis

A FPS made by Crytek the developers Farcry. Will be optimized for DirectX 10. Relesed some time in 2007
crysis will own half-life in every thing but storie.
by theownd April 27, 2006
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crysis rage

the most deafening sound that you can imagine. this happens very often in a typical crysis match, where one gets extremely frustrated and soon after explodes into a crysis rage. anyone within 10,000 km will die a painfull bloody death. a crysis rage is 10 times more powerful than a nuclear explosion. usually after the rage, rage spit covers the surounding area of the rager
what is that deafening sound?

just browny having another crysis rage
by THEULTIMATEFLUBBYBEAST June 23, 2011
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Cryssie Thing

The most disappointing thing anyone can do.

Thing- oh wow that was a thing

Cryssie thing- wtf was that dude? That was so fucking stupid wtf, you have officially disappointed your ancestors and brought inexplainable dishonor on your family.
Dude that was such a cryssie thing.
by TaintedMarshmellow September 13, 2018
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crysterbate

To masturbate whilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.
The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.
by Mo Higgins June 11, 2007
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Cresie

finally in years, my girlfriend was a Cresie! i can now enjoy sex without feeling her stubble!
by iloveherpes31125683 November 11, 2009
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