Life of Cryan

To have your own MTV show that displays your disfunctional life as a teen skater that portrays you crying every time you don't get your way!

The show "Life of Ryan" on MTV should be called "Life of Cryan". Every time something happens to him he crys. What a pussy!

by jfldsfjsfljsf January 8, 2008

cryangle

A situation where three emo kids sit in a triangle and cry. Much like the circle jerk, but without the awkward masturbation. Or extremely gay overtone. Accepted actions within the cryangle include writing depressive poetry, crying, and of course, self-mutilation. Music from the Emo or Screamo genre can be added for a more depressive effect.

Emo Kid #1: My horribly middleclass life sucks..
Emo Kid #2: My middleclass life sucks too!
Emo Kid #3: Let's make a cryangle!
Emo Kid #1: I'll bring the razorblades!

by Scruffy McBear October 30, 2008

Creaning

Verb. Refers to the highly unusual facial expression made by Indiana University basketball coach Tom Crean after disappointing losses where he appears to be staring unresponsively into space for awkwardly long periods of time.

Dude, it looked like you were Creaning. Are you OK?

Crean Tom Crean Hoosier dusty banners Assembly Hall

by Ivan Renko March 4, 2015

CRyan

someone named Ryan that cry's over a stupid bitch while at work, causing many countless hours of work missed.

silly CRyan is at it again... how many times has that bitch broken up with him?

by Andy Helgeland December 21, 2004

Cryan cravila shake

when your so drunk you put a Apple phone In a blender and call it apple juice, then you and the boys drink it at the liberty tree mall

Let’s go get a cryan cravila shake

by One fresh pizza69 December 5, 2019

Crywank

Crywank are a British anti-folk band based out of Manchester, England. The band is a duo consisting of vocalist/guitarist and founder Jay Clayton, and drummer Dan Watson, who joined in 2012. Allmusic describes their body of work as containing "sadness, paranoia, misery, and dry humor", comparing them to AJJ or 'a sarcastic Bright Eyes'. The group have independently released six full length albums. They have previously toured the UK, Ireland, parts of mainland Europe, Australia, and Canada.

Albums:
James Is Going To Die Soon – Self release, MP3 (2010) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown – Self release, MP3 (2012) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid – Self release, MP3 (2013) and Mutant League Records, 12" LP, CD, MP3 (2015)
Don't Piss On Me, I'm Already Dead – Self release, MP3, CD (2016)
Egg on face. Foot in mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. – Self release, MP3 (2017) and Mount Seldom Records, Cassette, MP3 (2018)
Wearing Beige On A Grey Day – Self release, MP3, Cassette (2019)
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth – Self release, MP3 (2020)

That man over there listens to Crywank. He must have a large penis.

by Komuro February 17, 2021

Creaner

Creaner is similar to a person's nether region;
The person's backside right in between the cheeks where your breakfast comes out of;
The area where the sun doesn't shine on the human body (unless of course you're spread eagled, tied to four horses), like back in the Middle Ages when you were "hung, drawn & quartered"
Noun similar in meaning to Kyber or Kyber Pass

I kicked that ball fair up the Creaner!

When I went to the Doctor he said it was normal procedure to test my Prostate through my Creaner

by 4a1000years June 17, 2018