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v. to crean, to slob a knob like corn on the cob, to suck dick like a vacuum, to blow dick to the moon
by tony numbers November 16, 2004
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verb. To crean one's self:

To prematurely ejaculate in a political setting.
Did you see Simon Crean today? He totally creaned himself. Rudd was barely in the room!
by offtheball March 21, 2013
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Local legend who paid his friend $6000 to change his display picture to his hard cock.
"Thanks for the $6000 Crean"
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by CockBoy$6000 June 05, 2018
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