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One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP
Mock's crotchetyness is legendary
by sonycowboy October 12, 2004
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Sweet Crutches

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Means that something is awesome and/or amazing. Etymology: This term was derived from "Sweet Mullet" in an attempt to translate "sweet mullet" into Spanish by way of "Dulce Muleta." However, mullet has no Spanish translation, and "muleta" actually means crutches in Spanish. Hence the term Sweet Crutches.
Rob: Dude! I made out with Ethan's sister!

Rick: Haha! Sweet Crutches!

Ethan: You did what?
by RockHound6969 January 14, 2010
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Crutches

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The sexual act including 3 people (minimum of 2 males), in which the males insert their erect penises under the third party member's armpits from behind. The third party member hops on one foot as his/her armpits are violated.
James, Chris and Jenn were planning their California vacation when suddenly James and Chris decided Jenn needed Crutches.
by Jack Bonez September 13, 2018
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crotchety

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1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.
1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.
by Toochie May 26, 2006
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crunchetunaroll

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1) A very strange situation that results in confusion.
2) An opportunity in which odd circumstances are revealed and explained.
Me and Kim had a crunchetunaroll last night. We found out we had actually known each other for years!
by lov3anonymous May 20, 2009
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crotchet

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an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.
look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.
by gay-potato December 10, 2019
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Crotchety Old Man

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Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman
by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008
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