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Crescent Fresh

Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
by Shannon December 16, 2002
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crisco and badgers

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!
Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !
by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007
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couscous chat

A chat involving the initial Facebook wallpost, and the 100+ side comments on this wallpost that have nothing to do with the original post.
Initial comment: "What's couscous?"
167 comments later: "Yeah and that's when she rollerbladed into the wall! lololol"
Initial commenter: *checks 167 notifications* "Damn I got a couscous chat.."
by Celestial Force June 28, 2010
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Tan crucial

tawn-crew-SEE-all
Etymology: Spanish - Costa Rica

1. An expression with many meanings, for example; hello, goodbye, thank you, you're welcome, cool, maybe, or any other word.

2. A substitute word for any phrase you are trying to say.

3. A desperate attempt to put an end to "legit."
1. Russell: Hey Amy, you look nice today.
Amy: Tan crucial, Russell!

2. Dude: Hey, how much longer on my cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger salesman: Tan crucial for just 5 more minutes.

3. Girl #1: I just won tickets to the last Harry Potter movie!
Girl #2: Tan crucial!
by tawncrewsh August 20, 2011
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crescent fresh

Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense
Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!
by aslam ali October 23, 2003
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Crucifixion

An ancient form of torture where the victim is tied (or in some cases nailed) to a wooden structure most traditionally shaped like a T.
The most famous depiction of this form of torture is the death of Jesus Christ.
The 5 sorrowful mystery of the Holy rosary is the Crucifixion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ.
by supertaco2000 July 30, 2015
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crucigram

A phrase made famous by Senora Soria. It was originally made up to describe a crossword puzzle, but it is now possible to use it as a noun, verb, or adjective anywhere you want.
Omg that crucigram was so easy yesterday.

I will fucking crucigram your ass.
by nickiminajlover95 April 18, 2011
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