a bowel movement; to take a crap.
by T.Wilson June 1, 2016
Get the CRUMP A DUMP mug.A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
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someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin
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Get the Nick Crompton mug.One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!
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Get the CrumpleDummple mug.When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”
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Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?
Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.
Person 2: .....
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