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Condimentarianism

Dietary habits marked by the religious use of a condiment or condiments

Condimentarians view food as merely a vessel for the consumption of what are commonly considered culinary accessories. Many have a general affinity for various toppings, sauces, and pastes, but extremists often find themselves with a single condiment of choice with which they coat most of their intake.
Once again at the mercy of his condimentarianism, Frank tossed his French fries out the window when he realized that the drive-thru attendant had forgotten his ketchup.
by sproutsinbrussels August 18, 2007
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condiment hair

A reference to Hayley Williams' hair,describing the red/orange/yellow coloring of her hair. The red color,introduced in the video for Pressure.Then later a second video appearence in Misery Business. Bumble&Bumble powder was used to get the most vibrancy in the mix of red and orange. While performing on Warped Tour all summer Williams' hair faded to a bleached-looking yellow.
She later began coloring it many combos of orange,yellow,and red,as it constantly needed re-dyed.
person 1:"Did you see Hayley's new condiment hair?"
person 2:"Yes, it looks like ketchup and mustard have had a child!"
by Ali The scene kid March 17, 2008
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Condimentophobic

An unusual, unreasonable and persistent fear of condiments.
Vlad: "Steve, do you want some ketchup for your fries?"

Sean: "Vlad, you crackhead idiot, Steve is Condimentophobic!"

Steve: "yeah!"
by XOteric March 14, 2010
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Condimentalist

Noun.

A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad

Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.

2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*

Phil: You're a condimentalist.
by P-Trainz&Amsz-Trainz December 1, 2010
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Condimentary

Conservatism is all about conserves, jams & preserves. Condimentary is all about sauces, mustards & vinaigrettes
This wheat-free Tamari soy sauce is totally condimentary to eating sushi off naked hippies
by professordavos January 29, 2012
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hybrid rudiment

A standard percussive rudiment that has been combined with one or more other standard rudiments.
The Rudy-mental is an example of a hybrid rudiment (accented roll r/tap l/flam r/tap r).
by leemcd56 August 5, 2008
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Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.
I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.
by TonyID March 15, 2010
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