Cruced

Orlando Flawda slang fo “crucified” when something is 2fucked up
Basically synonym of green buh it ain from St. Pete.

The new kid went to play pickup basketball with my homeboys and cruced one of dey ankles during iso

by Stolobuhwepaid September 20, 2020

Oral Crucifixion

The act of punishing someone for saying something so sinful that a crucifix must be shoved into their mouth as though it were a huge black cock to prevent them from continuing.

"Yeah, Traci was talking about my grandma and I couldn't handle it anymore so I grabbed the cross and gave her a good old oral crucifixion"

by StripperAstronaut July 3, 2017

crucify the savior

v. To get the job done - particularly a job involving difficult work. To take care of business. To succeed in a challenging endeavour.

This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.

Dan: Did you study for the test this morning?

Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!

by GabrielSix August 21, 2005

Geek Crucifix

Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.

Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.

"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."

She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."

"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"

by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009

crucifat

In MMA, a crucifix position held by a very fat person, as popularized by Roy "Big Country" Nelson.

I thought Roy Nelson was going for the crucifat, but damn that was an awesome KO.

by S. Guardian Del December 6, 2009

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

the crucifier

also called "the crucifier'. it is a sinful and hellish sexual act where a women is tyed to a cross in bed and a man has his way with her

man i cant believe i watched that mexican porno last night in one part the dude pulled the crucifier on her

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS August 1, 2009