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Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.
I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.
by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020
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crookd it

the act of stealing; taking and removing of personal property with intent to deprive the rightful owner of it
As the young man approach the old lady with a baby, he grabs

the baby and ran, the old lady yelled "he crookd it".
by Anett November 13, 2011
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Cook Me Dinner

Cook me dinner or cook me dinner woman is a term used by many sexist men when a woman says "The F in men stands for funny" or "Men are wallets"
Emily: KAM, Men are wallets!
James: Cook me dinner woman
by WTMS369 September 7, 2020
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crock o' doody

The biggest crock o' doody I ever did see !
by smiley-D-man February 14, 2010
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cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.
He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.
by Joujoubox June 8, 2018
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Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.
Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?
by rsablue September 17, 2021
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Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)

Something to call your best friends and means every word in the dictionary. If you have no friends yell at your mom or dad with it.
My dog's name is Zeus this is just his nickname but I use it for other words too.
"Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo) is a silly dog, that runs." (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)
by Zeusy pig March 2, 2021
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