Noun - (Non Sexual.)
What Scoots originally thought was a shorter word for "Conversation." It originates from Diablo 2 during a long EXP-Adventure run in the Act 2 Deserts, after I was IMed by a winmen and couldn't assist in fighting for an unknown period of time (because winmen like to talk for hours upon hours and telling them you were in the middle of a game with Scoots results in a devastating blow from the Relationship Banhammer.)
What Scoots originally thought was a shorter word for "Conversation." It originates from Diablo 2 during a long EXP-Adventure run in the Act 2 Deserts, after I was IMed by a winmen and couldn't assist in fighting for an unknown period of time (because winmen like to talk for hours upon hours and telling them you were in the middle of a game with Scoots results in a devastating blow from the Relationship Banhammer.)
Scoots: LAWLright LoRes, we made it to the Horadric temple. All we have to do is go in there, kill the skeletons, run past the mummies, and finish the boss. I'm out of Town Portals (tps), and escape.
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: ALRIGHT CHUMS UP! LEZ DO DIS!1!1!1!1!11! (Scoots instantly dies)
Scoots: Fisk! Dammit LoRes!111!one Where in the name of Wirt were you while I was defeending U"re honOUR!1onepointone
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: Alright, just stay there and I'll come back and get my bod--(Scoots dies) FISK!!@ I can't get my armor back because I need it to run to get to my body!
LoRes: BACK. Sorry, I was in a winmen convoy. Fisking comblitching.... I signed off to make it look like I crashed though. Did I miss anything?
Soots: (Sigh)... No.
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: ALRIGHT CHUMS UP! LEZ DO DIS!1!1!1!1!11! (Scoots instantly dies)
Scoots: Fisk! Dammit LoRes!111!one Where in the name of Wirt were you while I was defeending U"re honOUR!1onepointone
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: Alright, just stay there and I'll come back and get my bod--(Scoots dies) FISK!!@ I can't get my armor back because I need it to run to get to my body!
LoRes: BACK. Sorry, I was in a winmen convoy. Fisking comblitching.... I signed off to make it look like I crashed though. Did I miss anything?
Soots: (Sigh)... No.
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