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When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021
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