crohnie

Someone who suffers from Crohn's Disease.

The Crohn's community on Tumblr refer to themselves as Crohnies.

by madasrabb1ts May 29, 2012

coohan

an unattractive mexicasian women who thinks that she is really pretty when she is really not.

hey Noah did you see that coohan at the mall today?

yeah she was so ugly!

by megadisaster November 16, 2010

croank

Getting drunk af with the boys

Ayy bro you tryna get croanked tonight?

by Croankman May 2, 2020

Croghan

An extremely pleasurable orgasm given to a female from a male. Quite possibly the most pleasure the human body can withstand at one time.

"Mark gave me the best Croghan last night. I really think I was about to explode!"

by martin bean April 8, 2005

Crohnson

An person who is Very extreme.

Josh Is a Crohnson

by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003

Cohan

A straight up poonster who gets amazingly attractive girls. Everybody wants to be a Cohan.

Hey, did you see me the other day? I was straight up Cohaning it.

I was a straight up Cohan talking to Ellen the other day. We fucked.

by D<3ESTAT May 3, 2009

Crohn's Top Shelf

This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.

Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.

by Royd September 28, 2008