Cocky McShortcock

A person known for being overly confident in order to brush aside the fact that his/her penis is small. In other words, he's compensating for something.

You know that douche Jack? Jenny screwed him the other day and found out he's just a Cocky McShortcock.

by Bobby Bobbinson March 31, 2008

cocky socky

The act of getting your cock sucked.

Seymoorebutts: Hey man, you get any last night?

Mike Hunt: I got a little cocky socky.

by MikeHunt234 October 28, 2012

cracky snacks

noun plural. One or more cracky snack.

See cracky snack

Cracky Snacks are what makes the world go round!

by dj willow from paris August 4, 2007

Boo Cocky

When you cum on a ladies face and then slapp her with ur COCK.

I just did a boo cocky to your mom

by Big Nigga Is Poopin October 31, 2019

crockford

An expert in the field of javascript. Also known as a javascript God.

Hey kevin! You are such a "crockford!"

by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011

Crocket

The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!

by Go2 May 10, 2008

The Crockpot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.

Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."

by Mitch Nasty February 3, 2015