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Cockolantern

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom
ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!
by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011
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crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020
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joseppe crackoski

joseppe crackoski is a term used by cocaine users when visiting their local dealer, or when doing the drug.
Parent: Yo where are you going
Kid: Im going to Joseppe Crackoski's house.
Parent: What ni
by Dr. Emiele vaxximama April 2, 2019
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crock

Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be.

Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
"Two wrongs don't make a right?" What a crock! Two lefts don't make a right either jackass!

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.

"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.

Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
by Wild Jango September 5, 2005
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Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009
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load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
by MillionWords January 29, 2017
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Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.
Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.
by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011
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