Craterian

Smoother than smooth. The softest thing you might feel, feels almost like you're touching velvet. Feeling of the untroubled sleek skin. Oh so lustrous.

Andrew: Did you feel Nicole's legs!?
Daniel: No?
Andrew: They were so dang craterian.

Daniel: ooooh..(;

by Captain John. August 25, 2013

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cliteria

its when general clitticus sucks on her own dick and doesn't shit in her belly button.

yow i just had freaky sex with this girl who liked cliteria

by isaiah is big nigger pp February 8, 2019

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1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.

Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

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