crimp

is a song sung between two or more people (though very difficult with more than two people), which unlike a duet is completely unpractices and is made up on the spot, with two minds so completely in sync they work as one, practiced by Noel Fieldings and Julian Barratt the mighty Boosh on BBC3

the pancake crimp
eggs, milk and flour, pancake power,
look at his milky yellow sunshine face
flip it now flip it good oo
flip it now flip it good oo
some are salt
some are sweet
some are fruit
some are meat

the time we used the chive
it really came alive!
edbile frisbies
springtime tuesday

by Tuesdays Gone January 6, 2008

pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

by Perruzo December 7, 2009

Crispy news

Crispy news refers to any information regarding someone that is newsworthy. It is a much stronger word then gossip.

Do you have any crispy news about Mevani?

by Ethi26 December 21, 2010

Chimpy McFlightsuit

1. A man who looks and acts like a chimpanzee, and who also wears a flight suit in order to look tougher than he actually is.

2. Another name for George W. Bush.

Chimpy McFlightsuit wore a flight suit for his little Misson Accomplished speech.

by jesster79 January 10, 2006

crimp hole

It's your but hole

Your a sexy woman with a sexy crimp hole

by Markolovesdarkhole August 25, 2016

Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend

Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather

by Your real name321 December 14, 2020

Crispy Tina

The act of putting a chicken tender into a vagina and then eating it. Sexually.

Mitch gave Liz a Crispy Tina last night. It was just ok.

by Mike Ditka's Ghost August 28, 2013