Criminal record fever

A term applied to both men and women who have the hots for anyone who has a criminal record. This term is generally applied to women, considering the majority of people with criminal records are men, but can also be used for men who have a sexual preference to women with a criminal record

“Oh my good he has a criminal record, what a bad boy! I love bad boys, I can’t control my criminal record fever”

by Brian3000 August 27, 2019

criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

Crim rec

Crim rec: Criminal record

Steven: (leaves the club) tries to approach another woman to chat her up.
Tony: (Stops Steven), Nah not her my guy
Steven: why not?

Tony: Shes got a Crim rec.
Steven: for what?
Tony: Setting guys up. Shes a Jezebel
Steven: ffs cant catch a break...

by MR MIXER November 22, 2022

Chimichanga

A deep-fried burrito sent from God to please humanity. Deadpool's favorite food.

Deadpool: "I can say 'Chimichanga' in seven languages."

by kai17 September 5, 2013

Criminalien

a person who has entered the U.S. illegally, mainly from Mexico, occasionally Central or South America, and is a burden to society, i.e., here to commit crimes and exploit the benefits offered to legal citizens which are earned through paying city, state, and federal taxes. :)

"....and it is estimated that a half-billion dollars are spent every year on these criminaliens for emergency services, welfare, WIC programs, incarceration, graffiti-removal, et cetera, in California alone."

Thanks to 'criminaliens' even black and white Californians now know how to park on their front lawns and create candle-memorials at all fatal, auto accident sites. Gracias.

by Jessica Alba, ex-mexican January 27, 2010

smoke criminal

A common phrase used to refer to Jack Yip AKA Stewie2K who plays professional CounterStrike. He got the alias after appearing on the ESEA scene where he was infamous for pushing through smokes, surprising veteran CS players, whom had never seen such aggression on CS in a long time.

Stewie2K is back at it again, the smoke criminal, pushing through HIS OWN smoke.

by TheDefinitionNazi March 1, 2018

war criminal

someone that commits crimes related to war

matthew morrison is a war criminal. he destroyed the amazon

by matthew morrison hate account October 31, 2020