barrel chested freedom fighter

a man who has a muscular chest whom is in the armed forces (navy, army, marines ) ; A compliment.

“I’m just tryna find a Barrel Chested freedom fighter to settle down with.”

“relax you’ll find him we live near the navy base he won’t be to hard to find.”

by dootNootToot January 4, 2018

Fat Chested

A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".

"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

crusted dumpling

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.

That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.

by msmasdf December 28, 2013

cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

by Pallyberry August 27, 2013

flat chested

some one who is a part of the "ITTY BITTY TITTY COMITTIY"
in other words, very small breasts.
boobless.

god, that bitch is flat chested.

by Josh O August 18, 2004

hatsune miku created <franchise>

this is an internet joke, where if a large and widely loved franchise turns out to have a creator who is a bad person for whatever reason (doesnt pay their workers, transphobic, etc) people will jokingly say that hatsune miku, the vocaloid digital singer, actually created and owned said franchise, as the real creator doesnt deserve the recognition they get, miku as someone who isnt real and therefore cannot actually do anything wrong gets the recognition shifted to her. the most common usage for this is in reference to minecraft, as notch is transphobic.

person 1: haha wow i love butch hartman's work! danny phantom is my favorite
person 2: but butch hartman didnt create danny phantom, hatsune miku created danny phantom!
person 1: oh yea right, my bad
person 3: yeah hatsune miku created <franchise> as well yknow! she might as well have created everything in the universe haha
person 2: might as well have? fool, she already HAS

by gotcha buddy ;)) July 25, 2020

THE CRUSTED TRUMPET

While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.

Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!

by Ruck Diggity July 30, 2011