crustaceanalism

The act or acts of acting/sensationalizing or being a crusy crustacean.

*may also be related to cats, though, cats aren’t crustaceans*

That was a sincere act of crustaceanalism

by Keronica Kadwell October 18, 2018

Costache

Costache is the best guy everrrrrrr. It 's impossible to not fall in love with him. He' s so hot, hotter than everyone!!!! His eyes will make you feel like in a dream.

Mara : I think I've falllen in love. He's so hot

Ancuța : hot? He must be a Costache

by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021

camp cretaceous

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good

jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

by hi matey mate June 3, 2021

crustache

A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.

Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.

"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."

"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."

"nice crustashe lazy ass."

by hexnfx August 5, 2009

Crustache

(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.

man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"

by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016

cretaceous

that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.

"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!

by Feke September 15, 2007

custache

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.

Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache

by joe wig December 22, 2008