Pigeon chess

Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.

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"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)

Man, trying to explain to those moon landing deniers that the Apollo program was real is like playing pigeon chess -- all they do is knock the pieces over and crap on the board.

by nemo nemo October 13, 2009

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Chessticles

1.When a weak chess player challenges any chess player who is above and beyond their capibilities to possibly beat them. 2. when a chess player believes he is better than a stonger opponent(pride but for chess).

"Dude you have some big chessticles to challenge kasparov"

"Your not good its just your chessticles talking"

by Mr.12Inches March 13, 2012

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Caress of steel

The most kickass musically defining album ever

"OMG guys did you hear the songs off caress of steel?"

"Yeah man, they kick ass"

by lolwutRUSH July 4, 2009

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Cresscrap

A really heightened sense of annoyance, dirtiness, and craziness

Waiting in heavy traffic fills me with cresscrap.

by David Cresswell October 10, 2019

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Caressa

A whirlwind of a dramatic being. One who is sensitive, yet strong. They are loyal, protective, and caring for their friends and families. Caressa's tend to form extremely small tight-knit groups or bonds with people. They have a hard time trusting those around them at first, but once you prove yourself worthy they will forever adore you. Shy at first, then outgoing and childish after. Good luck.

Man, you are acting like a Caressa!

by RedHarlowKat December 19, 2014

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