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mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina
My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.
by burrning asshole December 5, 2010
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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....
"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"
by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019
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Crawfishing

When a man lies to you about his penis size
He was crawfishing Lakell, the dick pick he sent to him was fake
by Little Chola March 15, 2022
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Crawfish tattoo

Mooned Troy my crawfish tattoo on my butt. “ where’s the crawfish?” oh it must of crawled back into the hole
by WoodyRichard January 23, 2022
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Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie

Celebratory expression to describe a state of euphoria usually induced by too much alcohol or on it's.
Richard: "Why is Bert dancing so much?"
Dick: "I don't know he looks like he's on it."
Bert: "Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie!!!!!!!!"
Bert: "Snarfffff Snarffffffff"
by RichardBRichardson April 26, 2012
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crawfish

to spread something open, or to make something wider.
he said to “spread your legs like a crawfish.”

she opened the door like a crawfish.

they said they were going to crawfish that hole wider.
by syurp0slide May 26, 2022
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Crawfishing

When a man lies to you about his penis size
The guy my friend Lakell was seeing was crawfishing him, the dick pic he sent was fake!
by Little Chola March 15, 2022
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