mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

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Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 2, 2019

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Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

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When a male ejaculates inside of a woman that is on her period. The two main ingredients of "Crawfish Dip" are ketchup and mayonnaise. The mix of the semen and blood resembles the orangish color of "Crawfish Dip."

"Hey dude, you goin' make some crawfish dip tonight?"
"Bro, she licked the crawfish dip off of my dick last night!!!!"
"Chocolate dick and crawfish dip does not mix well"

by Aunt Marleen May 24, 2023

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