mountain-dew crawfish blast

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day

When someone is extremely hot, normally your best friend....

"Hey did you see Marleys insta photo?" "Yea she's Hotter than satan boiling crawfish on a warm Alabama day"

by AllHailLiv August 1, 2019

crawfish head

A person that really loves Crawfish a lot

Back in New Orleans they called me crawfish head because i loved crawfish a lot.

by crawfish_head03 November 23, 2016

Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie

Celebratory expression to describe a state of euphoria usually induced by too much alcohol or on it's.

Richard: "Why is Bert dancing so much?"
Dick: "I don't know he looks like he's on it."
Bert: "Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie!!!!!!!!"
Bert: "Snarfffff Snarffffffff"

by RichardBRichardson April 26, 2012

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

Crawfish Castle

Dirt mounds made by crawfish. Resemble castle towers. Commonly referred to as crawfish holes.

The lawnmower blades are dull because of all the crawfish castles.

by PHXDD May 11, 2021

Crawfish

When, during coitis, a male intentionally ejaculates into his navel, upon which his partner sucks his semen out of his belly button, the way they would out of the head of a crawfish.

Bro, Jenna totally crawfished my jizz out of my belly button last night.

by Dallasdddee August 24, 2022