ClapTrap Moment

Where you plan a really cool party with drinks and stuff but no one comes.

"my buddy planned a nice party during quarantine, he basically dug himself into a ClapTrap Moment"

by guhirfug January 6, 2021

claptrap

An STD infested slutty girl.

Guy 1 - "Hey that girl looks kinda cute"
Guy 2 - "Whoa man, don't touch that. She's a claptrap."

by jp0113 September 20, 2012

crap-trap

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.

I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.

by bigbadscot January 3, 2017

Claptrap

A girl that has been passed around so much that she is 100% infested with chlamydia and aims to spread it.

Michael : yo did you hear about Stevie
Jonny : Nah what happened to him
Michael : He hooked up with Gabby she's a total Claptrap
Jonny : damn I hope he gets through it :(

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts June 5, 2021

Claptrap

Absurd talk and ideas. Often used to describe someone drunk talking nonsense.

It’s bland claptrap!
She is a claptrap talking nonsense

by Mushroom1 January 3, 2021

solipsistic claptrap

99.9% of blogs
(could also be solipsistic cRaptrap)

His solipsistic claptrap is so yawn...

by PiaB June 23, 2008

Claptrap

The act of eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face. Then before she is about to climax you bite her vagina folds and rip them from her body so that they are loose and trapped inside of your mouth.

My friend (Alexis) came over last night and I claptrapped her.

by UnwaryFour001 October 27, 2014