Crapiling

Procrastinating to crap. Like constipation, but you force yourself not to crap.

- Why don't you go to the bathroom?
- I can't, I'm crapiling.

by F.U.M.A. May 31, 2011

Craplings

Craplings pronounced crap-lings can be objects, attitudes, feelings, or cultures that are negative in nature and unwanted.

At my interview the potential boss brought up a few craplings about the office I didn't like.

When I went to buy a used car I found a few craplings that made me not want to buy it anymore.

by nae_kid21 October 13, 2011

Crapstain

A sentence or series of idiotic, stupid, 'funny' and generally irrelevant comments which have no meaningful bearing on the conversation, and can often lead to a lot of taunting towards the person/s who said the sentence or comments.

Person: "Do you like cheese?"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"

by TheeeisLad May 1, 2012

crapfulness

the quality of being full of crap.

george w bush has a high crapfulness quotient.

by zarquon January 17, 2007

crapsule

Generic term for the payload compartment of a spacecraft built and launched by SpaceX Aerospace Company.

A software upgrade will allow future crapsules to deploy their parachutes in the event of a launch failure in addition to during reentry.

by MaxwellSDemon September 7, 2015

Crapulence

to be giddy, jovial, and utterly utterly wasted. Acceptable intoxicants are booze, drugs or nutmeg

My Oktoberfest crapulence was remarkable. Lamp shade...bah! I sir, wore a golden retriever for the better part of an hour.

by Little j (of Flylife) August 22, 2002

chapulinaso

Act of doing or saying something that do not have a logical rationale behind. It also mixing up a popular sentence. This noun comes from the popular mexican character "el chapulin colorado" but it was better adopted by the mexican comunity at Columbus OH.

Chapulinaso: "I support the free freedom"
Chapulinaso: "I called myself but I did not answered"

by Luis Vargas July 29, 2006