by metroider May 15, 2005
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Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
by JdeL March 17, 2005
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the act of using a fecal bomb as an excuse to leave your group of friends when you are only leaving to go masturbate.
Person 1: holy shit to a have to crap!
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
Person 2:nah, i see your boner, you are just trying to go crapsturbate.
Person 1: no i'm not
Person 2: yes you are
Person 1: this conversation is long
Person 2: yes is it, are you going to crapsturbate or not?
Person 1 leaves to masturbate.
by SuperGurustyle June 29, 2010
Get the crapsturbate mug.A sentence or series of idiotic, stupid, 'funny' and generally irrelevant comments which have no meaningful bearing on the conversation, and can often lead to a lot of taunting towards the person/s who said the sentence or comments.
Person: "Do you like cheese?"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"
by TheeeisLad May 1, 2012
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Postmodernist artwork imitating the good old days of abstract expressionism. Designer friendly artwork offering no insight into anything at all, employing a similar vocabulary of smudges, stains, spray paint, flecks, spills, splotches, and almost-monochromatic fields.
by aliencockdock December 5, 2022
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